Miscellaneous Masala/Spicy Stuff

The other day I went to a local Christian Bookstore
and saw a 'Honk If You Love God' bumper sticker.

I was feeling particularly sassy that day
as I had just come from a thrilling choir performance,
followed by a thunderous prayer meeting,
so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection,
just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is
and I didn't notice that the light had changed.

It is a good thing someone else loves GOD
because if he hadn't honked,
I'd never have noticed.

I found that LOTS of people love God.

Why, while I was sitting there,
the gal behind started honking like crazy,
and when she leaned out her window and screamed,

"For the love of God, GO! GO!"

What an exuberant cheerleader she was for God.

Everyone started honking!
I just leaned out of my window and started waving
and smiling at all these loving people.

I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love.

There must have been a man from Florida back there...

I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach...

I saw another guy waving in a funny way
with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.

When I asked my teenage grandsons
in the back seat what that meant,
they said that it was probably an
Hawaiian good luck sign or something.

Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii,
so I leaned out the window and gave him
the good luck sign back.

My grandsons burst out laughing,
why even they were enjoying
this religious experience.

A couple of the people were so caught up in the
joy of the moment that they got out of their cars
and started walking towards me.

I'll bet they wanted to pray or
ask what church I attended,
but this is when I noticed
the light had changed.

So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning,
and drove on through the intersection.

I was the only car that got through the intersection
before the light changed again and I felt sad that
I had to leave them after all the love we had shared,
so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window

and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign
one last time as I drove away.

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