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An elderly woman bought a parrot. The woman asked if it would behave
if she took it to church with her on Sundays. The owner said it
shouldn't be a problem, that she could put him on her shoulder and he would stay
there.

She bought the parrot, and the next week she put him on her shoulder
and went off to church. Just as everyone quieted down and the sermon
began, the parrot looked around, squawked and said, "It's goddamned
cold in here!"

Everyone turned to look at her, she ran out of the church in total
embarrassment! The next day she returned to the pet store and
explained the embarrassing situation to the owner.

The owner offered the following solution, "If the parrot does that again, grab him by
the legs and swing him around five times and return him to your shoulder.

So, the next Sunday she took the parrot to church, and sure enough,
just as the sermon started the parrot squawked, "its goddamned cold
in here!"

Without any hesitation, the woman grabbed his legs, swung him around
five times and placed him back on her shoulder.

The parrot shook his head, ruffled his feathers and said, "Pretty fucking windy, too!

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