Orkut's idiotic eleven!
ONE
there is NO SUCH THING as a orkut tracker.
it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like
"OMG this WORKS!!!"
no, it doesnt.
TWO
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.
THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG, I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
And if you do you are a freaking mongoloid.
FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win, you're still retarded.
FIVE
Quit crying
because you're not on someones top 8.
who cares?
ITS ORKUT!!!
Stop bitching!!!
SIX
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend,
that's what's up bitch!!!
SEVEN
Little 6th graders who have ORKUT
and look like sluts and act like whores
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.
EIGHT
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true ORKUT Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.
NINE
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
TEN
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will eat your dog
tonight,or some dead skinless girl is gonna strip dance "
QUIT BEING DUMB
ELEVEN
if you get a bulletin and it says anything about finding your true
love in the next month if you repost, and you really stop for a second
and wonder if it could happen, that makes you the
dumbass of the week...
NEWS FLASH.....IT WON'T HAPPEN...
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