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Jobless man applied for the position of "office boy"
at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.

"You are employed."

He said. "Give me your e-mail address and I'll send
you the application

to fill in, as well as date when you may start."


The man replied "But I don't have a computer,
neither an email."


" I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't
have an email, that

means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist,
cannot have the job."


The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know
what to do, with only

$10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the
super market and buy a

10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a
door to door round. In

less than two hours, he succeeded to double his
capital.! He repeated

the Operation three times, and returned home with
$60. The man realized

that he c! an survive by this way, and started to go
everyday earlier,

and return late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly,

he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own
fleet

of delivery vehicles.



5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food
retailers in the US.

He started to plan his family's future, and decided
to have a life

insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chose
a protection plan.

When the conversation was concluded, the broker
asked him his email. The

man replied, "I don't have an email".


The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an
email, and yet have

succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what
you could have been

if you had an email?!!"


The man thought for a while and replied, " Yes, I'd
be an office boy at

Microsoft!"


Moral of the story:

Moral 1 - Internet is not the solution to your life.
Moral 2 - If you don't have internet, and work hard,
you can be a millionaire.



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