Miscellaneous Masala/Spicy Stuff

Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
>Friend: Y?
>Sardar: Got upper berth.
>Friend: Y did'nt u Xchnged?
>Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower Berth..
>
>2
>Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night,
>nobody Will b there.............
>Girl goes at night & really nobody was there
>
>3
>
>A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C.After seeing
>the Form He had gone to DELHI for Filling up. U knows y?
>FORM said " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
>
>4
>A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.
>Do u know what the business was? . . . . .
>He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
>
>5
>
>A Teacher lecturing on population - In India afterEvery 10 sec a
women
>gives birth to a kid.A Sardar stands
>up- we must find & stop her!.
>
>6
>Sardar-why r all these people running?
>Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
>Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
>
>7
>Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.
>Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
>again twins & named Max & Climax.
>Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED!
>
>8
>19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON IN A BIG GROUP OF 19? THEY REPLIED THAT
THE
>FILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18...
>
>9
>A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral
function,
>suddenly all relatives
>beat him why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
>
>10
>Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
>into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
>
>11
>Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the
branch
>regularly. A man asks
>why he does this.
>Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
>
>12
>Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open
mouth.................
>WHY?
>because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"_-=
>
>13
>Sardarji was filling up application form for a job.
>He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
>After much thought he wrote : Yes!
>
>14
>SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - I SARDAR,SHE
>SARDARNEE,
>THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....
>
>15
>One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
>U knw Why?
>Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
>
>16
>Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
>Servant: It"s already raining.
>Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
>
>17
>Santa! Your daughter has died!
>Depressed,
>Sardar jumps from 100th floor At 50th floor he remembers I don't have
a
>daughter!
>At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
>At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa
>
>18
>ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM,DARLING ON OUR
ENGAGEMENT
>WILL U GIVE ME A RING? HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER
>
>19
>Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What
will
>come first, Chicken or egg?
>O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
>
>20
>A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
>A bystander: why are u laughing?
>Sardar: I have a Air cell phone but still hutch network is following
me.
>
>21
>Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
>Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax.
>Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!
>
>22
>A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket
>match.
>All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote
>"DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
>
>23
>Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
>Sardar:- why did u come so far.
>Instead u could have posted it....
>
>24
>What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
>He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
>
>25
>Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to
you'...........
>Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
>
>26
>WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY?
>** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.
>
>27
>Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
>Sardar says...
>Drink quickly......
>Wife asks why...
>sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10
>
>28) A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
>Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
>Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
>
>29) Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa who died
peacefuly
>in his sleep not screamin
>like all d passengers in d car he was driving..
>
>31) Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
>looking thing is what you call modern art ?
>Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
>
>32) Sardar was writing something very slowly.
>Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
>Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
>
>33) Sardar news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .
Local
>sardars have so far found 500
>bodies and are still digging for more..
>
>34)A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening
not in
>the morning. Sardarji
>replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".
>
>35) Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU
YAN n
>dies.
>Srdr goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
>It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"
>
>36)
>Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
>His wife asked what you are doing ? He said-im seeing how i look
while
>sleeping.



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