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Little CHINKI was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, CHINKI, who created the universe?"

When CHINKI didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in her ass. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted CHINKI and the teacher said, "Very good" and CHINKI fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked CHINKI, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, CHINKI didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted CHINKI and the teacher said, "very good," and CHINKI fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked CHINKI a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time chinky jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING IN MY ASS ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT IN YOUR ASS!"

The Teacher fainted.

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