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ShahJahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Khidki Se Dekha...
Aur Bola...
Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!
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Maine apko phone kiya to network bola, namaskar
pagal ki duniya me aapka swagat hai,
Aap jis pagal se iss waqt
baat karna chahte hain, uska
DIMAAG SWITCH OFF HAI.
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Sabziwala: Madam ye 500 ka note blouse se nikla hai
kya?
Madam: haan par apko kaise pata chala?
Sabziwala: Gandhi ji ka mu abhi bhi khula hua hai!
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Kya Bindaas hava chal rahi hai, birdy gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shayaane log SMS kar rahe hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain

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Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

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