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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles
On their faces. The coroner calls in the police to tell them what has
happened.

First body: "Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to
his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, inspector", says the
Coroner.

Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent
it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the coroner,

"This is the most unusual one: Grouch Singh, age 30, struck by
lightning."

"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

He thought he was having his photo taken."

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