Sex In the Dark..PG
A couple had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the
husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years
the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night,
while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session,
she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device...
a vibrator!
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," she screamed at
him,"how could you be lieing to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
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