A parrots prayer!
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing"."What do they say"? the priest inquired.
They only know how to say, "Hi we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?.
"Thats terrible" the priest exclaimed," but I have a solution to you problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship".
"Thank you" the woman responded.
The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priests house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots. Immediately, the female parrots say "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks over at the other parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered"
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