5 Stages of drunkenness!
5 Stages of drunkenness
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> Stage 1 - SMART This is when you suddenly become an expert
> on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know
> everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who
> will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of
> course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This
> makes for an interesting argument when both parties are
> SMART.
>
> Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING This is when you realize that you
> are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that
> people fancy you. You can go up to a perfect stranger
> knowing they fancy you and really want to talk to you.
> Bear in mind that you are still SMART, so you can talk to
> this person about any subject under the sun.
>
> Stage 3 - RICH This is when you suddenly become the richest
> person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar
> because you have an armored truck full of money parked
> behind the bar. You can also make bets at this stage,
> because of course, you are still SMART, so naturally you
> win all your bets. It doesn't matter how much you bet 'cos
> you are RICH. You will also buy drinks for everyone that
> you fancy, because now you are the BEST LOOKING person in
> the world.
>
> Stage 4 - BULLET PROOF You are now ready to pick fights
> with anyone and everyone especially those with whom you
> have been betting or arguing. This is because nothing can
> hurt you. At this point you can also go up to the partners
> of the people who you fancy and challenge to a battle of
> wits or money. You have no fear of losing this battle
> because you are SMART, you are RICH and hell, you're BETTER
> LOOKING than they are anyway!
>
> Stage 5 - INVISIBLE This is the Final Stage of Drunkenness.
> At this point you can do anything because NO ONE CAN SEE
> YOU. You dance on a table to impress the people who you
> fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see
> you. You are also invisible to the person who wants to
> fight you. You can walk through the street singing at the
> top of your lungs because no one can see or hear you and
> because you're still SMART you know all the words.
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