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LESSON TO BE LEARNED FROM TYPING THE WRONG EMAIL

A MINNEAPOLIS COUPLE DECIDED TO GO TO FLORIDA TO
THAW OUT DURING PARTICULARLY ICY WINTER. THEY
PLANNED TO STAY AT THE SAME HOTEL WHERE THEY SPENT
THEIR HONEYMOON 20 YEARS EARLIER. BECAUSE OF HECTIC
SCHEDULES, IT WAS DIFFICULT TO
COORDINATE THEIR TRAVEL SCHEDULES. SO, THE HUSBAND
LEFT MINNESOTA AND FLEW TO FLORIDA ON THURSDAY, WITH

HIS WIFE FLYING DOWN THE FOLLOWING DAY. THE HUSBAND
CHECKED INTO THE HOTEL. THERE WAS A COMPUTER IN HIS
ROOM, SO HE DECIDED TO SEND AN EMAIL TO HIS WIFE.
HOWEVER, HE ACCIDENTALLY LEFT OUT ONE LETTER IN HER
EMAIL
ADDRESS!

AND WITHOUT REALIZING HIS ERROR, SENT THE
EMAIL.MEANWHILE, SOMEWHERE IN HOUSTON, A WIDOW HAD
JUST RETURNED HOME FROM HER HUSBAND'S FUNERAL. HE
WAS A MINISTER WHO WAS CALLED HOME TO GLORY
FOLLOWING A HEART ATTACK. THE WIDOW DECIDED TO CHECK
HER EMAIL EXPECTING MESSAGES FROM RELATIVES AND
FRIENDS. AFTER READING THE FIRST MESSAGE, SHE
SCREAMED AND FAINTED.

THE WIDOW'S SON RUSHED INTO THE ROOM, FOUND HIS
MOTHER ON THE FLOOR, AND SAW THE COMPUTER SCREEN
WHICH READ:

TO: MY LOVING WIFE
SUBJECT: I'VE ARRIVED
DATE: DECEMBER 16, 2005
I KNOW YOU'RE SURPRISED TO HEAR FROM ME. THEY HAVE
COMPUTERS HERE NOW AND YOU ARE ALLOWED TO SEND
EMAILS TO YOUR LOVED ONES. I'VE JUST ARRIVED AND
HAVE BEEN CHECKED IN. I SEE THAT EVERYTHING HAS BEEN
PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW. LOOKING FORWARD
TO SEEING YOU THEN. HOPE YOUR
JOURNEY IS AS UNEVENTFUL AS MINE WAS.

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