Miscellaneous Masala/Spicy Stuff

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>Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes
>A well. Luv falls into the well. Why???
>Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
>Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
>Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!!
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>Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. ???
>socho....... nahi pata..??
>! ;Answer- D'Cold......Chan ki saans - D'cold
>Chalo ab batao
>Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
>This is quite simple.. .....
>Ans: D'Cold again.......Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi :-))
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>A beggar meets another beggar.
>A software engineer meets another software engineer.
>Both of them ask the same question to each other.
>What is the question ???
>So, Which Platform are you Working on ???....
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>Question: What will u call a person who is leaving India??
>Answer : Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
>Question: What will u call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel
>much??
>Answer: Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).
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>Q -! RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
>Ans: TAILOR
>Q - SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
>Ans: Sita MEMORY hai
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>Once upon a time in an elephant school some loafer elephants were sitting
>on a wall.
>A sexy female elephant passes by. what do the loafer elephants say about
>her?
>36000 - 24000 - 36000 !!!
>Q -Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?
>Ans: Adidas.
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>Q - Prasad asks Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi
>but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? why ?? :-)
>Ans: Tendulkar is an opener
>Q - What is similarity between "Satynarayan Pooja" and "Indian Cricket
>Team"
>Ans: Dono ke ant me "Prasad" aataa hai
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>Q - Who is Joe?
>"Kambakth ishq" - Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!"
>And of course, the grand finale............The Madrasi said, I want to see
>the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?
>Dil Chhata Hai.......

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