Miscellaneous Masala/Spicy Stuff

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?
61. That's it?
62. Wow - look at all the hair on your back
63. Maybe you should start going to the gym more.
64. That was fine dear....pass me the vibrator.
65. Wake me when it is over...OK?
66. I think the condom is too big.
67. Zzzzzzzzzzzzz
68. You want me to....what...?!?!?
69. Well, that explains the padded pants.
70. Did you take out the garbage yet?
71. My husband is in the marines.
72. He's due home anyday now.
73. Is that a toupee?
74. So THAT'S what your ex warned me about.
75. No.
76. Surgery might be able to help.
77. Not until you've showered.
78. That must be my mother on the phone.
79. Your brother is bigger.
80. Your best friend is bigger.
81. Your father is bigger.
82. Wow!! Look at the size of your.....beer gut.
83. Size doesn't REALLY matter.
84. You might want to see a doctor about that.
85. bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

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