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Fred calls to see his mate Paul ,who has A broken leg.
Paul says "me feet are freezing, could you nip upstairs and fetch my slippers"
no bother he says and runs upstairs.

There are Paul’s two stunning daughters sitting on their bed.

Hello girls, your dad sent me up too sh*g ya both.

F*ck off ya liar they said.

I will prove it says Fred ,so he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them Paul"

Of course says Paul, what's the use of f*cking one...

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