God And The Three Stooges !!
Saddam Hussain visits God and asks him: " God, When shall I see the defeat of Bill Clinton? "
God replies:" Son, you will not see it in your lifetime.
" Hearing this,
Saddam Hussain starts crying and goes away.
Gen Parvez Musharaff visits God and asks him: " God, when shall I see the capture of Kashmir by Pakistan?"
God replies:" Son, you will not see it in your lifetime".
Hearing this, Gen Parvez Musharaff starts crying and goes away.
Laloo Yadav visits God and asks him:" God when shall
I see Bihar becoming a prosperous and happy state ?"
Hearing this, God starts crying. Laloo is astounded and asks:" God, why are you crying ? "
God replies:" Son, I will not see it in my lifetime."
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