Everything is relative!
Albert Einstein was in preschool when the teacher asked him:
Teacher : Albert, how much is two and two?
Albert : It’s relative, teacher. If the numbers are horizontals then it’s ... 22 ... and if they are verticals then it’s… 4.
Teacher : Ah...You think you’re funny, isn’t it? Tell me! How many are the commandments of God’s law?
Albert : The commandments are... Let’s see ... let’s see... Well, it is also relative.
Teacher : How is it relative?!
Albert : It’s relative! For men, they are 10, but for women, they are 9, because women cannot desire the woman of the other, unless they are lesbians.
Teacher : You son of a bitch, Albert!
Albert : Oh well, this is also relative Sir! Because if I am the son of my mom, then NO. But, if I am the son of YOUR MOTHER, then YES!
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