Miscellaneous Masala/Spicy Stuff

1. Cover your stump before you hump


2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker

3. Don't be silly, protect your willy


4. When in doubt, shroud your spout

5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner


6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong

7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it


8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey

9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize


10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter

11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick


12. If you go into heat, package your meat

13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis


14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse

15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member


16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker

17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool


18. The right selection will protect your erection

19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil


20. A crank with armor will never harm her

21. No glove, no love
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