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BAD.........Education-

1ST SCENE

Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room, right before Their little son.

Daddy: Oh !! You Bitch!!

Mommy: What?? You *******!

Son: Daddy, Mommy, what's Bitch and *******??

At this moment, Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up something.

Daddy: It means Ladies and Gentlemen, son.

Son: Oh I see!!


2nd SCENE

The little son was watching a TV show about premarital sex and there they mentioned the
words 'breasts' and '*****es'. Mommy was reading the papers.

Son: Mommy, what's breasts and *****es?

At this moment, Mommy turned blue, and quickly thought of something to say.

Mommy: "It means coats and hats, son"

Son" Oh I see!!


3rd SCENE

Daddy was shaving his beard and the son passed by the toilet, suddenly, Daddy cut himself
and screamed....

Daddy: Oh shit!!

Son: Daddy, what's shit?

At this moment, Daddy's eyes bulged, and quickly thought of something to say:

Daddy: "It means shaving cream, son".

Son: Oh I see!!


4th SCENE

Christmas is approaching, and Mommy was stuffing the turkey into the stove. The turkey
just wouldn't fit into the stove, so she said...

Mommy: Oh ****!

Son: Mommy, what's ****?

At this moment, Mommy froze. She quickly thought of something to say.

Mommy: "It means stuffing, son.

Son: Oh I see!!


5th SCENE

It's Christmas eve! Little son exuberantly opened the door to let all his uncles,
aunties, cousins and friends come into the house.

Proudly he said...

"Welcome in, *******s and Bitches! Please put all your breasts and *****es at that corner
of the house! My parents are busy at the moment.

You see, Daddy is putting shit on his face upstairs and Mommy is ****ing the turkey in
the kitchen, but don't worry, they'll be out here in a minute!

Everyone fainted!!!!!!!!



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