Miscellaneous Masala/Spicy Stuff

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.---------------
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.---------------------
On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.--------------------
Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?Patient : Yes. A good doctor.-------------------------------
2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.=======================
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.Sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.=========================
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.============================
Boss : Where were you born ?sardar : Punjab.Boss : which part ?sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.==================
How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it..=====================




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