Miscellaneous Masala/Spicy Stuff

gujju...funeral!!!
A Patel family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead


mother> arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the daughters. The

dead body> was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space

left in it when> they opened the lid; they found a letter on top


addressed to her brothers> and sisters:





Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Mohan and Varsa,



I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be

cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT. Sorry, I

could

not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed. You will find inside


the

coffin, under Ba's body, 12 cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler


chocolates

and 8 packets of Badam. Please divide these among all of you. On Ba's

feet

you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are


also

2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are

correct.



Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan. Just

distribute the rest among yourselves. The 2 new Jeans that Ba's is


wearing

are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left

wrist.

Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you

asked

for. Please take them off her.




The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my

nephews. Please distribute all these fairly.



Love Smita



PS: And if anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also


not feeling too well nowadays...:D

SORRY IF NE ONES FEELINS R HURT BY THIS





Visit my mesothelioma and asbestos blog
Visit my alocohol problems and solutions blog
Visit my money matters blog

Alcohol Problems and Solutions - Babes and Hunks of Orkut