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Modern Day Definations

1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in a paper with fire at one end &a fool at the other.

2. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the mindsof either”.

3. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

4. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that every body believes he got the biggest piece.

5. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.......

6. Conference Room: A place where every body talks , nobody listens &every body disagree later on.

7. Classic: A book which people praise , but do not read.

8. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

9. Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

10. Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

11. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

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