Miscellaneous Masala/Spicy Stuff

Quotes from women to men ..............



Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he's in love with her.
- Agatha Christie

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women. - Marion Smith

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. - Dorothy Parker

It's not the men in my life that count, its the life in my men. - Mae West

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house. - Jean Kerr

I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. - Marie Corelli

Men make love more intensely at 20, but make love better, however, at 30 - Catherine II of Russia

No nice men are good at getting taxis - Katherine Whitehorn

I like to wake up each morning felling a new man. - Jean Harlow

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. - Mae West

Behind every great man there is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson

The trouble with some woman is that they get all excited about nothing, and then marry him - Cher

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted - Helen Rowland

Before marriage a man will lay awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage he'll fall asleep before you have finished saying it. - Helen Rowland

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie


By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy - If you get a bad one you will become a philosopher - Socrates

Marriage is a sort of friendship recognised by the police

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? - Groucho Marx

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures - Sanuel Johnson

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married - Robert Frost

Marriage is popular because it combines the maximim of temptation with the maximum of opportunity - George Bernard Shaw

Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a particular brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw in his job and go to work in the brewery - George Nathan

All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart - Ogden Nash

A husband's last words should always be 'OK buy it'.

Nothing makes a good wife like a good husband

Whoso findeth a wife, findeth a good thing - The Bible

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him - Oscar Wilde

No man should have a secret from his wife. She invariably finds it out - Oscar Wilde

The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake

Woman like silent men, they think they are listening - Marcel Achard
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