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Prison Vs Work!

IN PRISON: you spend a majority of your time in an 8x 10 cell
AT WORK: you spend most of your time in an 6 x 8 cubicle

IN PRISON: you get three meals a day
AT WORK: you only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it

IN PRISON: a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
AT WORK: you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself

IN PRISON: you can watch T.V. and play games
AT WORK: you get fired for watching T.V. and playing games

IN PRISON: you get your own toilet
AT WORK: you have to share

IN PRISON: they allow your family and friends to visit
AT WORK: you cannot even speak to your family and friends

IN PRISON: all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required
AT WORK: you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

IN PRISON: you spend most of your life looking through the bars from the inside waiting to get out
AT WORK: you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside the bars

IN PRISON: there are wardens who are often called sadistic
AT WORK: they are called managers

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