New element added in the periodic table !!!
Element : WOMEN
Symbol : WO+
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.
*PHYSICAL PROPERTIES*
1. Boils at room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.
5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.
*CHEMICAL PROPERTIES*
1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
*TESTS *
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.
*POTENTIAL HAZARD*
Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other.
*!! WARNING!!*
PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS.
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