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Cool One-liners!

1. Jesse Jackson, Jim Bakker, and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book ... It's called: "Ministers Do More Than Lay

2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!

3. The difference between the Pope and your boss. The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.

6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once, the seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well it really chilled her mood.

7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.

8. A husband is someone who after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

9. My next house will have no kitchen -- just vending machines and a large trash can.

10. A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn-signal fluid."

11. I'm so depressed ... My doctor refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

12. My neighbor was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing frantically. I told him rabies could be cured and he didn't have to worry about a will. He said, "Will? What will?
I'm making a list of the people I wanna bite."

13. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.

14. "I decided to stop worrying about my teenage son's driving and take advantage of it. I got one of those bumper stickers that say "How's my driving?" and put a 900 number on it. At 50 cents a call, I've been making $38 a week."

and Finally

God grant me patience, but please hurry up !!

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