Miscellaneous Masala/Spicy Stuff

# Trust in God but lock ur car.
# God is real unless declared integer
#The truth lies in a woman's eyes, and lies and lies and lies.
#Only talented ppl become Presidents and untalented ppl become Vice Presidents..
#The only advantage of living on Earth: It provides a free trip around the sun
#"Lead, follow or get out of the way..."
#Behind every successful man there is a woman..and behind every unsuccessful man there are two
#Love thy neighbor.But don't get caught
#If ur father is a poor man its ur luck...but ur father-in-law is a poor man its ur stupidity..
#7/5th of all people do not understand fractions
#Dont steal, government hates competetion.
#I believe we shud all pay our tax with a smile...i tried but they wanted cash..
#Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE FOR THE DAY..............

#"Looking like an idiot is the first sign of true love"

Funyy Quotes by famous People:

Recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
-David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to
let him keep her.
-Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they
just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
-Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If
you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
-Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is,
"What does a woman want?
-Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
-Anonymous



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