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** Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.

** Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.

** Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you "just don't understand".

** Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.

** Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.

** Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.

** Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.

** Women don't need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women. Just knowing that the man wants to have sex with them fulfills the emotional need.

** Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.

** Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an "on/off" switch.

** Women think all beer is the same.

** Women are paid less than men, except for one field: Modeling.

** Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility, "It's there in the Bible". Hmmm, who was it that gave Adam the apple?

** Women do not know anything about cars. "Oil- stick, oil doesn't stick?"

** Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet. Men just get a large bowl to share.

** The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

** A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.

** Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.

** PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter. (Or at least men think it means that. PMS also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My Spouse.

** The first naked man women see is "Ken".

** Women will make three right-hand turns to avoid making one left-hand turn.

** "Oh, nothing," has an entirely different meaning in woman- language than it does in man- language.

** All women are overweight by definition; don't agree with them about it. Women always have 5 pounds to lose, but don't bring this up unless they really have 5 pounds to gain.

** If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, "What did you do?"

** Only women understand the reason for "guest towels" and the "good china".

** If a man ticks off a woman she will often respond by getting a fuzzy toilet cover which warms their rear, but makes it impossible for the lid to stay up thus it constantly gets peed on by the guys. (which gets them in more trouble)

** Women never check to see if the lid is up. They seem to prefer taking a flying butt leap towards the bowl and then chewing men out because they "left the seat up" instead of taking two seconds and lowering it themselves.

** Women don't really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary. You don't see women trampling over Tom Cruise to get to Gilbert Gottfried, do you?

** Women fake orgasm because men fake foreplay.

** Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and then they'll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men; women will always catch men checking out other women.

** The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party. You don't hear men say, "Oh-my-GOD, there's another man wearing a black tux, get me outta here!"

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