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** How come wrong numbers are never busy?

** Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?

** Does that screwdriver belong to Phillip?

** Does killing time damage eternity?

** Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

** Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

** Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

** Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

** Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

** Are part-time band leaders semiconductors?

** Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop?

** Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?

** Do pilots take crash-courses?

** Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?

** Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?

** How can there be self-help "groups"?

** How do you get off a nonstop flight?

** How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

** How many weeks are there in a light year?

** If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?

** If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?

** If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?

** If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?

** If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

** If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

** If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

** Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?

** Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?

** Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game,"when we are already there?

** Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

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