Valentines Day story!
The initiation: First Valentine's Day
Boy: I have just got to meet that beauty there. She is the right one, I know it.
Girl: Isn't that boy dreamy, I wish he would look in my direction once.
Boy: What should I do to get her attention? I know I will write her a letter with my blood (aside: Yikes, this needle is scary and so much blood from such a little prick. I think it would be better if I used chicken blood instead.)
Girl: He loves me so much he sent me a letter written in blood. That is such a brave thing to do.
Boy: I should send her flowers and some chocolate, oh and also a teddy bear which says I love you for Valentine's. Only the best for her. I should ask for her lock of hair.
Girl: Oh my God, he has sent me roses and gifts. I am so flattered. I must send him something too. How about a lock of my hair he asked for in a locket.
Boy: If only I could get a glimpse of her tonight, or a smile; it would make my day.
Girl: I feel so shy I can't possibly talk to him, I will just smile from here.
Boy: I hope she doesn't leave early.
Prenuptials: Another Valentine's Day
Girl: I love you.
Boy: I love you more.
Girl: No, I love you more than you can ever love me.
Boy: That is not possible, I love you to infinity. I will slit my wrist and write a poem for you.
Girl: I will cut out my heart and lungs, spleen, as well to show you how much I love you.
Boy: I will get you the stars and moon, anything your heart desires.
Girl: I am giving you my life to do as you please.
Boy: I have brought you this zircon ring, as a token of my love. I couldn't afford a diamond, but I promise that I will buy you all the diamonds you want after we get married.
Girl: Ohh, I will cherish this ring for the rest of my life, it is more valuable to me than all the diamonds in the world.
Boy: I will cherish your love for the rest of my life.
Girl: I will never ask for anything except for your love for the rest of my life. And will cherish everything that is yours as mine.
Boy: I bought you flowers.
Girl: You are so sweet and caring.
Boy: I am taking you to Lover's Restaurant for valentines.
Girl: But that is so expensive.
Boy: Only the best for you.
Girl: I am speechless.
Boy: You don't say much, there is no need to be shy.
Girl: Ohh, I don't know what to say when you are around.
Boy: I wish I didn't have to go now.
Finally postnuptials: And another Valentine's Day
Wife: Did you get the milk?
Husband: I thought you were going to get it.
Wife: Did you get three kilograms of chicken?
Husband: The rate has increased by ten rupees, I just picked up 2 1/2 kilos.
Wife: Did you pick the children from school?
Husband: I am stuck in a meeting. Why don't you pick them up?
Wife: Can you buy me a diamond ring?
Husband: Can't, the boss didn't give me a raise? Where's the ring I gave you before we married?
Wife: Oh, that cheap thing, I don't know. Anyway it was ugly and all my friends who have diamonds made fun of me.
Husband: Mother was telling me you answered back when she asked you where you were going.
Wife: I can't always announce where I am going to the entire world every time I step out of the house.
Husband: She is my mother - not the entire world.
Wife: I don't care. She is not my mother!
Husband: Did you get the flowers?
Wife: Yes, what have you done now?
Husband: What nothing. I thought I'd send you tuberoses.
Wife: Really, but I didn't get any tuberoses.
Husband: But that is what I sent you (Aside: damn the secretary what did she send?)....
Wife: Really. Acha are we going to eat at Lover's Restaurant?
Husband: Are you crazy? That is too expensive. We can't afford that, how about take out from Cheapskate eatery.
Wife: Well on your way back from work, you have to pick up some vegetables as well, have to make soup for the little one as he has a cold. And also you will have to check on my car at the mechanic he said it would be ready by blah blah blah
Husband: Hush, you talk too much. I have to go now.
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