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DEPUTIES FIND ALLIGATOR DURING DRUG BUST

BUCKLEY,WASHINGTON: Pierce County sheriff's deputies were startled when they entered a house near here during a drug bust and found — an alligator.
"It's alarming in that it's big enough and its mouth looked big enough, that if it were to bite it would definitely do some serious damage," sheriff's spokesman Ed Troyer said of the 4-foot-long alligator.
Sheriff's officers said they believed the alligator belonged to one of two men arrested in Friday's raid. He will also face investigation for illegal possession of an exotic animal as well as drug allegations.
As for the alligator, deputies contacted animal services, which turned it over to an animal rescue group called Predators of the Heart. A rescue group representative said the alligator was in good condition.

MOM ALLEGEDLY LEAVES KIDS IN FREEZING CAR

SHEBOYGAN: Sheboygan police arrested a woman after she allegedly left her two children in a freezing car for 20 minutes while she went tanning.
The 27-year-old woman was arrested after two people spotted the children, ages 23 months and 10 years, in the car, the police department said in a news release. The vehicle was locked but not running.
Officers responding to the scene on Wednesday evening were approached by the children's parents. The father met the mother at the tanning salon and was arguing with her about why the children were in the car, police said.
The children were dressed warmly, but they had "goose bumps" from the cold, the release said. They did not require medical attention.
The temperature at the time was 12 degrees, with a wind chill index of about minus 2 degrees.

WOMAN BREAKS TOOTH, WANTS TOWN TO PAY

ABINGTON: Joanne Harding broke a tooth on a Tootsie Roll she took from a candy jar in the town clerk’s office in Abington Town Hall last month during a visit to get a license for her dog. Now, Harding wants the town to help pay her $4,000-$5,000 (Rs 175,700 - 219,625) dental bill.
“I took the candy, so it’s partially my fault,” the 40-year-old Harding told the Patriot Ledger of Quincy. “I wouldn’t have taken it if it wasn’t there.”
Town Manager Phillip Warren Jr. forwarded Harding’s request for financial assistance to the town’s insurance carrier.

TRUCK SPILLS 40 TONS OF COW INTESTINES

SHEBOYGAN: A truck driver distracted by his digital music player tipped his semitrailer on Thursday, spilling about 40 tons of cow intestines onto a major highway in eastern Wisconsin.
Parts of Interstate 43 were closed for about two hours while authorities cleaned up beef byproducts such as intestines and bones, said Sgt. Blaine Spicer of the Sheboygan County Sheriff's Department.
The accident happened in the Town of Mosel around 2.15 a.m. when 25-year-old Ryan Engle's truck veered off the road as he adjusted his MP3 player, Spicer said. AGENCIES

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