Smile Is The New Mantra
When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i'll take u an eye specialist !!
If marriages are made in heaven , then what is made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the
horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds.....
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............
I wrote ur name on the sands.............
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air..........................
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart.............
i got a HEART ATTACK
ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best
True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/- and Buy a pillow
Dear Friend,
when i ask u for a flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u for a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u for a feather
u give me a peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?
Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to
exclamatory sentence ...
Student : WOW !
The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love
SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality
SO....
Brush ur Teeth today onwards
History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....
Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide
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