Ronald McDonald Kidnapped!
BAYTOWN, TX -- One week has passed and still no sign of the loveable figure that disappeared from this McDonald's Playland.
Police describe him as having a white face, red hair, red nose and a red mouth.
Manager Robert Ibbara says he was a figure at this Baytown restaurant.
"He's old but we want him back."
Police say someone broke through this fence a week ago Saturday.
They traveled thru this Playland. Busted this lock then managed to get to the 6' figure known as Ronald McDonald.
So exactly who was behind the Playland heist? Was it the King, the Colonel, maybe even theJjack?
Ibarra says the thought of an inside job makes it hard to stomach.
"Maybe the Hamburglar could have done it because they don't get along very well. That's what we were thinking but we really don't know who took it."
"Grimace and Ronald, they were pretty tight and you know the captain? I just don't seem him doing that but you know you get surprised any more."
Police do not have any leads. The Hamburglar has an alibi. He was at work.
But there are possible witnesses because the restaurant is open 24 hours day.
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